Nina: *points at my chest, points at hers and makes actions for big boobs*
Me: can you play the piano?
Candy: piano
Me: Danny, what's this? *points at an ant*
Danny: OSCAR! (the name of another student in class)
Me: what's your name?
Danny: fine, thank you
Me: how are you?
Danny: how are you?
Me: say 'fox'
Danny: foh-kuh-see
Me: what's rule number two?
Danny: look and Danny (it's look and listen)
Me: *walks into class to see my teaching assistant helping students sound out CVC words (aka consonant-vowel-consonant words like 'bat' or 'sun')
Emily, the TA: *writes F U X* fuh-uh-ks FUX. Sound it out
Students: FUH-UH-KS FUX
Mia: my don't no family (she meant to say I don't have a family, which is untrue anyway)
Me: how do you spell guitar?
Candy: guh-ee-tar guitar
Lucas: *singing Kye's name to the melody of The Next Episode, Dr Dre*
Cindy: I don't like boys
Me: where do you live?
Kiki: closet
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